Funny Tamil sms

kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita??? (by A.S.Senthil kumar)


In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)
Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people.....
but didn't TOUCH me......
WHY?

Because
Nangadhan singamla..........


Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..





Actor Vijay: Doctor, kaathula 'rail' odura mathiri satham kekkuthu doctor.
Dr: check pannen onnume kekkaliyea
Vijay: Oruvelai yeathavathu station la ninririkomo..
Dr: ???????!!!!!!



Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...


Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!